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From raven.ukc.ac.uk!eagle.ukc.ac.uk!falcon.ukc.ac.uk!kjo Mon Oct 17 00:23:05 BST 1988
Article 854 of ukc.misc:
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>From: kjo@ukc.ac.uk (K.J.O'Donnell)
Newsgroups: ukc.misc
Subject: Ode To Jarod
Keywords: Noise, Computer Scientists
Message-ID: <2118@falcon.ukc.ac.uk>
Date: 15 Oct 88 19:40:08 GMT
Reply-To: kjo@ukc.ac.uk (K.J.O'Donnell)
Distribution: ukc
Organization: Computing Lab, University of Kent at Canterbury, UK.
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Jarod and his Arch.
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Jarod lives upstairs from me.
He's always on his Arch.
All I hear are shouts & screams,
Until well after dark.

				I dread the day he plays that game,
				The man just has no feeling,
				I looked to God & what did I find,
				A crack within the ceiling.

What can I do about that Arch,
My ideas are but a few. 
If only he had something quieter,
A Pogo stick would do.

				When you're angry count to ten,
				I only got to two,
				Then I remembered a vital point,
				A fuse box in the loo.

So next time he bangs & swears,
I'm putting up a fight,
I'll remove his fuse from the box,
And get a peaceful night.

							Kevin O'Donnell.
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