The human's languages aren't robust, they always lack in something. I think that a unified language will be a great thing. But what language? Why not C? We can make a C language, I think everyone will understand each other easier (^_^) i think IRC does it all :) printf ("Hi, honey, how was your day?\n"); printf ("Oh, honey, the kids were really acting up after school today!" They need spankings!!\n"); for (kid = 0; kid < n_kids; kid++) for (s = 0; s < spankings[kid]; s++) spank (kids[kid]); lol printf ("Honey, no more fork()ing for us. We have too many child processes running!\n"); Just think about it: You'll say: "hi(honey); if(getstatusoftheday(honey)) for (kid = 0; kid < n_kids; kid++) for (s = 0; s < spankings[kid]; s++) spank (kids[kid]); ROFL see AlpT_ I just don't think it would work, long term. (^_^) while(getnag(wife) && remaining(beer)) drink(beer); if (tired) sleep(); else goto pub; sigh fuck we're sad